Simpering Sycophant Ale (Arrogant Bastard Clone), Beer Making Extract Kit

Oh yeah, you're worthy, all right. Or at least that's what you keep telling us, pantywaist. Yeah, this ale's aggressive, and you'll unquestionably like it. It's most certain you'll have the savoir faire to fathom the depths of this brew. We'd suggest you tighten your sissypants and follow your lackey friends as they too are unduly influenced by a beer with, say, a ten-dollar ad campaign designed to make you feel rebellious and perhaps cool even though your idea of a hot date is eating nachos on a Saturday night in your parent's basement while you recite Star Trek trivia. Perhaps you think that because all your beer-weenie friends like this brew, you will too. Perhaps you're drooling as you read this.

• Just the Facts, Ma'am: ABV 7.2%, Color 20 SRM, IBU 73, Original Gravity 1.073, Final Gravity 1.018
• All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
• The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.
• The recipe kit included dried beer yeast and priming sugar.